legend of a Sgt.Pepper! part 2: saving the world

...(wink,wink) he is staring at a monster king. He yells"I'M SPINEIDORF THE KING OF MONSTERS! I tried to throw my boomerang but he blocked it . they both tried (and epic failed)to hit but they don't hit , they trip on their attack. Link(Sgt.Pepper)took the hour glass and realized It started to go down. the temple was suppose to take the life out of him.he took a bomb and threw it at him,the explosion made him fall to the ground. Then he shoot a bow into his heart(the following rating is not PG.) blood started going down his body. he took the bow out and threw it on the ground. Link jumped and stabbed him in the heart. then Mrs. Know-It-All said dinner is ready ans Sgt. Pepper ran inside. As he ate his dinner he told then The Legend of Sgt. Pepper.

A Legend of....... Sgt. Pepper!?! Part1 The Journey Begins

One day Sgt. pepper was playing video games ( Legend of Zelda : Phamtom hourglass) when Mrs. and Mr. know-it-all said"Go outside and be active,"  so he did.

he grab a shield,boomerang,bomb pack,bombs,a shovel, and a hour glass.
And all-of-a-sudden, HE WAS LINK (toon link) that's when the journey beigns.

charging to battle:




hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya. cuts a redead (a zombie you can't kill.)in half and ran a way.
entering the fire temple, a zombie jumps on him, he takes a water gun from nowhere(not a gun with bullets, humor of the day.) and shoots him on the face! then it gets pure, black dark.

To Be Continue......

A Band Lesson

As Sgt. Pepper started practicing for band some of band student(besides trumpets, friends, and the teacher.) were "saying that the drums were the easy." well the other drum (At my school. :( . ) said" flutes and trumpets and others have the same difficulty now get ready for band practice.....shhhheeeessdsssss!"
Mr.Longstreet:" Ok today class we're going to play Lost tomb ok ready." ( song below.)
dddduuuuuuuuudm. dn du. ou ou ou du dn dn dn,dn dn, dn, dn du dn dn du du dn nu dn du.     dn num.

"Ok that's it for today but, I have to go, bye. And remember kids live your life with music "
than everyone went home.

The Cheesiest Veggie in the World

When Mr. and Mrs. know-it-all were talking about the cheesiest veggie in the world, the son just had to get involved.
Mr. know-it-all: There was a law passed in the courts allowing schools to categorize pizza as a veggie.
Mrs. know-it-all: I hope our son Sgt. Pepper doesn't find out :( !
Sgt. Pepper: WWHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
Mr.and Mrs. Know-it-all: OH NNOO!!!
Sgt Pepper: WWWHHHAAATTT! Now they're feeding me a veggie every Friday!?! OH GREAT!!!
Mrs. know-it-all: It's a good thing for you because of your eating habits.
Sgt. Pepper: I don't eat that bad!!!!!
Mrs. know-it-all: Well, what veggies do you eat?
Sgt. Pepper: PIZZA! EVERY FRIDAY!!


And that's when they all went back to doing what they were doing...